The CannaSexual Holiday Gift Guide: A Position for Every Occasion

If you waited until the last minute to go shopping for your lover this holiday season, never fear! Here are my top five gifts for the extra-special cannabis enthusiast in your life, and some sexy positions to go with them!  I intentionally chose non-THC products so anyone can access these! Happy holidays!

Firefly 2 Handheld Vaporizer

Price: $329.95

I get it, this is an expensive gift. Let me assure you, it’s worth every single penny. If the cannabis enthusiast in your life loves luxury and has a fondness for gadgets, this vaporizer is the perfect choice. The hits are smooth and delicious, thanks to the variety of temperature settings that can be changed with ease via a mobile app. My favorite part about this vape is that it works with flower and concentrates, making it adaptable to whatever mood the owner happens to find themselves in that day.

Suggested Position: For a decadent experience, have the receiver laying on their back with pillows under their hips and legs off the bed. The giver stands between their legs with the receiver’s thighs on their torso and knees on their shoulders. The givers arms then wrap around the receiver’s thighs for support.

Firefly 2 Handheld Vaporizer

Jane West by Grav Steamroller

Price: $49.99

For the discerning cannabis user in your life, I highly recommend something from Jane West’s recently released glass collection. They’re beautiful pieces (love the blue!), but my favorite is the Steamroller. It’s aesthetically pleasing and designed with both style and utility in mind.

Suggested Position: One partner lying on their back, face up, with the other partner on top, facing them. Have the partner on top keep their feet flat on the ground and their knees bent. Not the best position for bad knees mind you. The partner on top now has a lot of leverage to thrust up and down quickly to delight the partner on the bottom.

Jane West by Grav Steamroller

Apothecanna Extra Strength Relieving Body Oil

Price: $54.00

Whether your partner experiences chronic pain, frequent stress or just needs some body nourishing touch at the end of a tough day, having a bottle of CBD infused massage oil nearby is a good call.

Suggested Position: The receiver of the massage should be lying face down. The giver straddles the receiver’s body, resting on their knees, for the massage portion. When it’s time for sexy times, the giver lowers down (like a pushup) and slides between the receiver’s thighs with the receiver’s legs staying straight out and gently pressing them together once the giver is inside. For those receivers with lower back pain, try putting some pillows under the hips.

Apothecanna Extra Strength Relieving Body Oil

Clear Crystal Gemstone Pipe

Price: $26.00

Designed for someone who loves crystals and energy work. Crystal is believed to have negativity removing and protective properties. If “woo” isn’t your thing, this would also be a great gift for a Game of Thrones fan!

Suggested Position: There’s a great position, called the “yab-yum” position, popular in the Tantric sex community. One partner sits with their legs crossed and the other partner straddles them, belly to belly, with their legs wrapped around the bottom partner’s waist. This is an intensely connective position and excellent for eye gazing and deepening intimacy.

Clear Crystal Pipe

Relax CBD Bath Bomb

Price: $12.99

This is a great stocking stuffer! Baths are incredibly relaxing on their own, and with 25mg CBD in each bath bomb, this is a great gift for someone who is on their feet a lot. Self- care is an important and oft-neglected part of adulthood, so use this gift to remind your lover that they deserve TLC!

Suggested Position: Once the receiver’s muscles are warm and relaxed from their CBD bath, drain the tub and have the receiver bend over and grab either their ankles (if they’re flexible) or the sides of the shower while the giver stands behind them.

Hint: Use silicone lube, since it’s not water soluble!

Relax CBD Bath Bomb

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